go HIGH!

2007-01-27T07:53:00.000-08:00

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

2006-12-04T05:46:00.000-08:00

BEIJING inspirations!

when i was in beijing, we stopped by a bookshop which sells this book "ZHEN DE HEN DIAO". just like the title it was super lame and js bought it. LOL. c went out of control since he started reading; he got ZHIHIGH! it was kinda comic cartoon and the man was drawn like the mian bao chao ren(maybe to show professionalism, cuz otherwise it wld be stickmen). there was like no content but just stupid content which makes one duno whether to laugh just stone with diao-ness. YES, IT IS INDEED A DIAO book.

ok, so the first page was like:
the man-and-sometimes-woman is a 'BREADman' called WAN1WAN1. he was in ikea when he boss called. right, he was supposed to be on mc but he wasnt resting. so he got all tensed up! he mixed up his name and whr he is in.
wanwan: lao ban ni hao! wo shi ikea wo zai wanwan!

-.- see? this is how diao the book is. and i wonder which part of it made c and j laugh like mad ppl. mayb i dont hv the sense of humour cos i cold sweat!

i am inspired by the book! i wld like to try out. mayb one day i can write a diao book or wadever. HAHA

ok, i was talking to my mum ytd abt my shoes:
me: mummy my shoes are damn smelly. wad can i do to them
mum: ohh, there's no way u can help them. throw them away
me: BUT I LOVE THOSE SHOES! they're quite new
mum: THEY ARE HOPELESS. THROW THEM AWAY
me: YAY!
mum: O.O

i shall always remember this stupid convo becos my mum gave me an excuse to buy a new pair of shoes. thxyou. LOL

if you laughed, ho, then you are really zhihigh-ing. (;

2006-11-15T05:59:00.000-08:00

HELLO people!

im leaving for beijing tml morning! going there for 8 days. i will miss zhihighclub! :D
miss me too ok!

BYEBYE!!! :D

;rosse

2006-10-31T08:05:00.000-08:00

i have an urge to sing the world cup song. OLEY OLEY OLEY OLEY!!!!!!!!!
someday we shall come up with our own high song :D

alright. OLEVELS over! so clara's right. time to party!
anybody interested in having zhihigh gathering? get high together? haha. tell me wad u feel abt my suggestion. =)

OHYES IM FEELING HIGH :DDDDDDDDDDDD

2006-10-31T06:05:00.000-08:00

OKAY ZHIHIGHCLUB IS STILL ALIVE PEOPLE!

Now that the Chinese O's are over, it's time to burn all your books, wipe that frown off your face, stop weeping over how much marks you've lost in the paper and PARTY!

This what a ZhiHigh member should do all day. yes, curl your lips into a smile and bring joy to everyone & especially yourself.

yea,

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-DOM!

just for you; <3

2006-10-22T20:55:00.000-07:00

a new one, i promise. but after the chinese O's.

-mskelala ♥

2006-10-20T22:50:00.000-07:00

MY COM'S SO SCREWED PLS. TOOK ME NEARLY 10MINS TO LOAD THIS PAGE !@#$

2006-10-10T21:41:00.000-07:00

The Best Medicine-LAUGHTER :D

What is the greatest reward of being alive? Is it chocolate, sex, ice cream, tropical vacations, hugs from children, a perfect night's sleep, or the satisfaction of a job well done? A thousand people, a thousand different answers. But one supreme pleasure that spans all people is laughter.

Little can compare to the feeling of a deep, complete, heartfelt laughing spell. No matter your age, wealth, race, or living situation, life is good when laughter is frequent.

Life is also healthier. Research finds that humor can help you cope better with pain, enhance your immune system, reduce stress, even help you live longer. Laughter, doctors and psychologists agree, is an essential component of a healthy, happy life.

As Mark Twain once said, "Studying humor is like dissecting a frog -- you may know a lot but you end up with a dead frog." Nonetheless, we're giving it a try. Here are 19 tips for getting -- or growing -- your sense of humor, based partly on the idea that you can't be funny if you don't understand what funny is.

1. First, regain your smile. A smile and a laugh aren't the same thing, but they do live in the same neighborhood. Be sure to smile at simple pleasures -- the sight of kids playing, a loved one or friend approaching, the successful completion of a task, the witnessing of something amazing or humorous. Smiles indicate that stress and the weight of the world haven't overcome you. If your day isn't marked by at least a few dozen, then you need to explore whether you are depressed or overly stressed.

2. Treat yourself to a comedy festival. Rent movies like Meet the Parents; Young Frankenstein; Pee-Wee's Big Adventure; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; This Is Spinal Tap; Animal House; Blazing Saddles; Trading Places; Finding Nemo. Reward yourself frequently with the gift of laughter, Hollywood style.

3. Recall several of the most embarrassing moments in your life. Then find the humor in them. Now practice telling stories describing them in a humorous way. It might take a little exaggeration or dramatization, but that's what good storytelling is all about. By revealing your vulnerable moments and being self-deprecating, you open yourself up much more to the humorous aspects of life.

4. Anytime something annoying and frustrating occurs, turn it on its head and find the humor. Sure, you can be angry at getting splashed with mud, stepping in dog poop, or inadvertently throwing a red towel in with the white laundry. In fact, that is probably the most normal response. But it doesn't accomplish anything other than to put you in a sour mood. Better to find a way to laugh at life's little annoyances. One way to do that: Think about it as if it happened to someone else, someone you like -- or maybe someone you don't. In fact, keep running through the Rolodex in your head until you find the best person you can think of to put in your current predicament. Laugh at him, then laugh at yourself!

5. Read the comics every day and cut out the ones that remind you of your life. Post them on a bulletin board or the refrigerator or anywhere else you can see them frequently.

6. Sort through family photographs and write funny captions or one-liners to go with your favorites. When you need a pick-me-up, pull out the album.

7. Every night at dinner, make family members share one funny or even embarrassing moment of their day.

8. When a person offends you or makes you angry, respond with humor rather than hostility. For instance, if someone is always late, say, "Well, I'm glad you're not running an airline." Life is too short to turn every personal affront into a battle. However, if you are constantly offended by someone in particular, yes, take it seriously and take appropriate action. But for occasional troubles, or if nothing you do can change the person or situation, take the humor response.

A Daily Ritual
9. Sign up to receive the Top 10 list from David Letterman every day via e-mail. You can find it at www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow.

10. Spend 15 minutes a day having a giggling session. Here's how you do it: You and another person (partner, kid, friend, etc.) lie on the floor with your head on her stomach, and her head on another person's stomach and so on (the more people the better). The first person says, "Ha." The next person says, "Ha-ha." The third person says, "Ha-ha-ha." And so on. We guarantee you'll be laughing in no time.

11. Read the activity listings page in the newspaper and choose some laugh-inducing events to attend. It could be the circus, a movie, a stand-up comic, or a funny play. Sometimes it takes a professional to get you to regain your sense of humor.

12. Add an item to your daily to-do list: Find something humorous. Don't mark it off until you do it, suggests Jeanne Robertson, a humor expert and author of several books on the topic.

13. When you run into friends or coworkers, ask them to tell you one funny thing that has happened to them in the past couple of weeks. Become known as a person who wants to hear humorous true stories as opposed to an individual who prefers to hear gossip, suggests Robertson.

14. Find a humor buddy. This is someone you can call just to tell him something funny; someone who will also call you with funny stories of things he's seen or experienced, says Robertson.

15. Exaggerate and overstate problems. Making the situation bigger than life can help us to regain a humorous perspective, says Patty Wooten, R.N., an award-winning humorist and author of Compassionate Laughter: Jest for the Health of It. Cartoon caricatures, slapstick comedy, and clowning articles are all based on exaggeration, she notes.

16. Develop a silly routine to break a dark mood. It could be something as silly as speaking with a Swedish accent (unless you are Swedish, of course).

17. Create a humor environment. Have a ha-ha bulletin board where you only post funny sayings or signs, suggests Allen Klein, an award-winning professional speaker and author of The Healing Power of Humor. His favorite funny sign: "Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it."

18. Experiment with jokes. Learn one simple joke each week and spread it around. One of Klein's favorites relates to his baldness: "What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare line."

19. Focus humor on yourself. "Because of my lack of hair," Klein says, "I tell people that I'm a former expert on how to cure baldness."

acknowledgement: reader's digest(health)

2006-10-09T07:24:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS BLOG IS NOT DEAD!!!!

DREAMS CAN BE ANYTHING!

some people say, DREAMS ARE MEMORIES OF YOUR PAST LIFE.
some people say, DREAMS ARE FLASHES OF YOUR FUTURE.
in a disney classic song, A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES.

some people dream of the good things, BIG RED FERRARI, PRINCE CHARMING, MAPLESTORY BOYFRIENDS, GOING SHOPPING, SOMEBODY...
some people dream of the bad bad stuff; BEING CHASED BY SOME NO-FACE MONSTERS, SOME OTHER CHARACTER CATCHING UP YOUR LEVEL IN MAPLESTORY, BEING THRASHED IN AUDITION, BEING DUMPED BY BOYFRIENDS, BEING CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE HAZE.

some people practise lucid dreaming; they control their dreams. they make themselves dream of something by thinking of it wholeheartedly before falling asleep.

some people cannot control at all. they let dreams naturally come to them.

some people are so stressed they dream of funny stuff.

some people cant sleep because they hate to dream.

when you say you hope u can fly to meet the martians in a ferrari spaceship, people ask you to dream on.
when you say you hope to marry elvis presley or michael jackson, they ask you to dream on.

when you say u see disneyland in singapore, people say you're dreaming.

HOWEVER,

some people say that, REN YING MENG XIANG ER WEI DA.
one must hv dreams to be able to achieve something in life.

a few days ago, i dreamt that i top bio. at the moment of my dream, i felt very shocked and cldnt believe myself. and i even joked to myself(in the dream) that
the others must be really lousy. O.O i remembered this particular dream alot. why? cos i find it very weird. and that if it really is possible, how good it will be. BUT, anybody knows tht it is impossible. someone asked me to dream on. this is a really weird dream. WHY BIO? WHY NOT OTHER SUBJECTS?! LOL

is that a wish my heart makes? is that flash of my future?(highly not possible) am i too stressed? O.O
to top bio is seemingly impossible. no wonder people always like to say "in your dreams".

are dreams really nothing at all?

im like so bored.

2006-09-18T08:32:00.000-07:00

TIPS

interesting article-FOOD RUMOURS.
http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100144441>1=8506

EOYS are just so near. have u started revision on organic chemistry and alkanes? better start now cos it's a very complicated chapter. i feel that the textbk isnt too specific and detailed in the alkanes chapter. to understand more, i recommand wikipedia. search alkanes and there will be theories on isomerism, cracking and more. there are diagrams too.

maths marathon again. good luck everyone. =D

2006-09-17T03:03:00.000-07:00

MORE HOT STUFF!

that day we spotted surin in CHECKERED ZEBRA WITH PEARLS AROUND THE NECK suit! HAHA. the pearls. are they fake or real? cos it's the whole strand of those hanging on her neck. MUAHAHA. later, she was seen with a blue cardigan over her suit. AMUSING! XD vivian, chenyu and i cldnt resist laughing out loud when we saw her. HAHA. liyan, did you laugh?(i bet you did) hee. and again, SHE IS DISCRIMINATES THE GIRLS.
"yea, boys are louder." quoted from mdm surin on 15/9 bio 'peer-teaching' session.

CLARA made a very BIGGGG mistake. she doubts paris hilton's figure. OOOHHH. xinyue and i immediately corrected her. we can never doubt the size of Caucasians' boobs you know. it's like asians and them are different species of human. i explain why...
.the size of asians is usually smaller than caucasians
.they have definitely bigger boobs. B cup is considered petite. =x
.they have different skin colour from us.
.most of them have sharp nose while not all asians have
.they have different natural hair colour from us
.chinese tend to hv higher abilities in learning than angmohs
.EVEN OUR DRUMSTICKS ARE SMALLER; OUR CHICKENS ARE SMALLER IN SIZE.

hee! so what do you think? :D (the above is not written to offend anyone.)
<3 rosse;

2006-09-13T06:40:00.000-07:00

HEY I M NEVER TOO HIGH TO STOP BLOGGING!!!!!!!!JUST THAT HAD NO TIME LA....LOLS....

PEOPLE!!!!BLOG MORE KAEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!I NOE EXAMS ARE COMING BUT...JUS TTRY UR BEST TO BLOGG!!!!!!!!RARRR!!!!

ya..i m back from japan v long le...thx for those who missed me!!!i missed u guys too!!!!!!!!woohoo~

2006-09-12T23:00:00.000-07:00

ugh im upset. i dun see many people coming! people im sad because mrseow is biased against me! and he showed it in front of the whole class, humiliating me >.<
BUT im happy because HUISHAN is back from japan! cheers! haha. many people missed her alright. and she enjoyed herself. is huishan's absence causing you to not come and visit zhihighclub? i hope not! :D

ok. im down. i lost my beloved chemistry textbk. i cldnt find it anywhr. im still searching for it desperately(exaggeration). i suspect it might be stolen. i know wad you would say, "LOL, it's like only a stupid red bk? who on earth so BO LIAO want to take yours!" but i object! it's not an ordinary bk. it's a RED CHEMISTRY TEXTBK and i need it for my lessons and worksheets and EOY exams. so how can i live without it? it bears my name and my handwriting and my notes and my scent. how can i let someone take it away from me?! how can i let someone else use my name?! urgh. or mayb it is hiding somewhere in my house? tsktsk >.<

SUPERLAUGHABLES

xinyue made me realise that i have been noticing teacher's fashion and clara suggested that i should post my discoveries. ok, i think i shall make some comparisons between blim and mdm surin.

MAKE-UP:

mdm surin- if mdm surin wears make-up, then you wld love to guess where she is going after school/lessons. she has the thick PURPLE eyeshadow which makes her look like she has been punched. xinyue told me she once spotted her in bright red lipstick. haha. fortunately, she doesnt wear make-up everyday, or i'll wonder how our eyes survive.

blim- YES. BLIM DOES WEAR LIGHT MAKE-UP F.I.Y. except for the sometimes-very-funny-looking blush, she shld be ok. i suspected that the times she has funny blush is when she forgot the mirror. but she's fine. what more can we pick from the discipline mistress?

OUTFIT:

mdm surin- monday blues, brinjal, leopard, photosynthesis.. etc. these are the names for her suits our class has her known for. so, can you imagine how terrible it is? save our eyes cos we cant stop noticing at the woman in the striking odd blue suit. she's rich, i dont think she likes fake stuff. besides, she owns chanel(so wad do u think?) but cant she just choose a better outfit other than those odd-coloured full-suit ones? LOL

blim- very neat and well, she wears her style-the DISCIPLINE MISTRESS LOOK. haha.

SHOES!:

mdm surin- i always see her wearing that metallic gold sandals(slippers in fact) with large crystal beads. quite pretty(i meant the shoes) but sometimes it just doesnt seem to fit monday blues.

blim- i think she's as crazy as me when it comes to shoes. BLIM has JUST SOOOO MANY pairs of heels! there is pink, blue, white, black, brown, beigh, colourful and some more. she wears a different pair everyday. haha tht's unlike ms chng cos ms chng seems to own only 2 pairs of U.R.S(diff colour, same design). LOL

ACCESSORIES:

mdm surin- OH, she has many REAL accessories. i think she likes gold; she has that very THICK GOLDEN NECKLACE. looks heavy. dont ask me if it's fake, i told you she's rich. if she happens to wear chanel or leopard, she may put on all gold accessories. gosh, those were cool, but maybe in the 70s. i noticed that she has 2 watches. one is OMEGA which she hangs on her bag and the other diamond-framed on her hand(i duno which brand). i asked her why she brings 2 watches and she said that she's afraid one of them would not work. -.- ok, so both her watches has diamonds on it. omg. fake or real?

blim- i know she has a watch, a simple looking one but i hvnt really observe her watch. she wears a simple silver necklace(she spent too much on shoes alr. lol). she looks like a typical urban careerwoman.

and if you want to ask me abt their lessons, i would tell you there are HUGE differences. it's always hard to understand surin's lesson cos you always have to 'REFER TO YOUR TEXTBOOK'. it's as hard as how she has to correct our presentations you see. here's a little entertainment for you. happy viewing :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0sZOl1-03I
dun think she knows nthg, she actually plays the piano(im not sure abt singing). hee.
I REALLY HOPE NO TEACHERS READ THIS POST. PLEASE, NO.

<3 ;rosse

2006-09-08T21:52:00.000-07:00

Tortilla Chips With Fresh Mango and Tomato Salsa

Here is a fresh-tasting, colorful salsa that is rich in vitamins and valuable antioxidants. It is a perfect dip for crunchy, homemade tortilla chips, quickly baked rather than deep-fried for a healthy, low-fat result. Either corn tortillas or flour tortillas can be used to make the chips.

PREPARATION TIME: 10 minutes
COOKING TIME: 15 minutes
NUMBER OF SERVINGS: 12

INGREDIENTS:
2 large mangoes
1 large ripe tomato
Grated zest and juice of 1 lime
1 medium-hot fresh green chile pepper, seeded and finely chopped
1 garlic clove, crushed
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro
1 tablespoon snipped fresh chives
Salt and pepper
8 (10 inch) corn tortillas

DIRECTIONS:
1. Peel the mangoes and cut the flesh away from the pit. Chop the flesh into small pieces and place in a large bowl. Chop the tomato into small pieces and add to the mangoes.

2. Add the lime zest and juice, chile pepper, garlic, cilantro, and chives. Stir well, then season lightly with salt and pepper. Spoon into a serving bowl, cover, and refrigerate while preparing the tortilla chips.

3. Preheat the oven to 325ºF. Cut each tortilla into 6 wedges using kitchen scissors. Spread out the wedges on a large baking sheet and bake until crisp and firm, about 15 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack and leave to cool.

4. To serve, place the bowl of salsa on one side of a large serving platter and scatter the tortilla chips next to it.

Nutrition Per Serving:
Per serving: Calories 109, fat 1 g, saturated fat 0 g, cholesterol 0 mg, sodium 59 mg, carbohydrate 24 g, fiber 3 g, sugars 7 g, protein 2 g

Tips:
Other variations:

Fresh peach salsa: Use 4 ripe peaches instead of the mangoes. There is no need to peel the peaches. Just cut them in half, remove the pit, and chop them.

Nachos: Prepare the tortilla chips and allow to cool. Finely chop 3 scallions, 2 green bell peppers, and 1 medium-hot fresh green chile pepper, seeded, and place in a bowl. Sprinkle with 1/4 teaspoon cumin. Spread the tortilla chips out on a baking sheet lined with aluminum foil and sprinkle with the vegetables. Top with 1 1/2 cups reduced-fat shredded cheddar cheese. Bake in a preheated 375ºF oven until the cheese has melted, about 10 to 15 minutes.

2006-09-05T05:47:00.000-07:00

It's me!! Isabella!!! For ur info, i'm rose's sis! =P

2006-08-30T07:41:00.000-07:00

Huishan's too high to write more i guess! LOL.

i played soccer during P.E today! and clara was so enthusiatic she cldnt stop screaming! haha. all the highness. yes, the girls, we have the potential to bend it like beckham. more soccer for PE next time? i also want to kick like henry! :D:D:D:D

ALRIGHT. jesse lim is all booshit. i wonder why we made her a card. urgh. anyw, ppl dun write the best wishes for her. i read weili's note. it was "dun bully the innocent". tht violent man is damn funny too. JESSE LIM BULLYS THE HONEST PEOPLE. all the shit things she has been implementing on us. cant stand it.

surin is also booshit. during attire check, she stood in front of our class delibrately, not intending to go down the row. she only started when almost the whole sch had settled down. wth wad was she trying to show? i was the last girl, and she stopped at me. then she let all the boys sit down without checking. THIS IS OBVIOUS; SHE DISCRIMINATES THE GIRLS. she even told us that she wants to be a man in her next life. WOW. not to mention ms chng. she gets on my nerves too.

HAHA. I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY WRITE THIS WHEN TML'S THE TEACHERS' DAY'S EVE. WOW. anyw, good teachers still live, just like the 'manly' and adorable ms khoo and the very strong woman, BLIM. HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY! [:

<3 ;rosse

2006-08-30T06:05:00.000-07:00

hihi!!! this is huishan!!yes ppl, i m lame...cos i m very sian now....yes yes...cranky...rarrr....

2006-08-25T06:28:00.001-07:00

Hi. This is Xinyue. =)

2006-08-25T06:28:00.000-07:00

Hi.

2006-08-24T17:20:00.000-07:00

some videos taken the other day with the zhihigh members. :)

chenyu!! :)

xinyue & huishan -ahem- xD

2006-08-23T06:20:00.000-07:00

OUR PRETTY STAR FACES:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUANG SHIOW!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANNE!

2006-08-22T06:27:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEILING!
GOOD NEWS! haha. more people are joining ZhiHigh Club! Now there are more people to be happy together! LOL. BIG thanks for Clara, who made this new blogskin and brought her camera to sch today which drove so many people photo-maniac. Do you see your face up there? [: Plus, catch our super-laughables too!

Common Tests are over! YAY. sec3, rmb to keep your motors running because the End-of-year exams and the o'level chinese exam are coming! slack time over for the sec4s! Get ready for your o'levels! anyway, good luck for everything you do. Manage your time properly. Uh, dont forget to stay healthy too. Do not snack alot while studying. hee.

There are so many more links im going to recommand. Seems like the internet is getting more and more interesting(esp zhihigh club. xD). haha.

Talking cock: a Singaporean term meaning to talk about nonsense or engage in a senseless banter. www.talkingcock.com
This is a very funny website and it also provides guidelines for happy people like us! It is a non-politcal website and definitely humorous. gogogo!!! =D

A site recommanded by member WONG LIYAN. Thank her if it brights up your day. www.mrbrownshow.com
Get to listen to podcasts by 'Mr Brown', apparently a Singaporean, which can make you go mad!

www.stomp.com.sg
It is a site for the 'IN' people! Read posts by star bloggers like xiaxue, get involved in forums, and some snapshots of Singapore. It features common debatable topics which may give you more clues for your argumentative essay?! :D

Superlaughables!- Lee Bai's Poems

(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look ! up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

Singlish (Phua Chu Kang Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?

(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite

LAUGH BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY! WAHAHA =P

Acuvue is giving out 180 movie marathon passes for Acuvue members who sign up on first-come-first-served basis! Grab yours now! If you're not lucky enough, why not register for free membership? Can get discounts on contact lenses! YAY. haha. www.acuvueteens.com.sg

;rosse <3

2006-08-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

hello ppl!!!yes rose is very very high now=]]]

hahahah....ppl the depression and stress rate seems to be getting higher, according to reliable research done.

many are getting really crazy due to these factors:
-ct is giving them lots of stress
-the class is crazy
-the teachers are crazy
-everyone's mind is not right

yes..n i m getting crazy too!!

ok this post is very fei...shall delete this??wakakak

take care ppl=]

2006-08-18T08:45:00.000-07:00

Healthy Recipe [:
Egg Salad Sandwich

Tofu works the magic here. Combined with the egg whites and just one whole egg, it makes a rich, creamy sandwich that is high in protein and lower in cholesterol than the usual egg salad sandwich.

TOTAL TIME: 12 minutes
NUMBER OF SERVINGS: 4

INGREDIENTS:
5 ounces firm tofu
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
1/4 cup water
1 large egg, hard-boiled, coarsely chopped
2 large egg whites, hard-boiled, coarsely chopped
1/3 cup finely chopped onion
1/3 cup finely chopped red bell pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
1/4 teaspoon paprika
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
8 slices whole-grain or rye bread

DIRECTIONS:
1. Process tofu, mustard, and water in a food processor or blender about 30 seconds, until smooth. Transfer mixture to a medium bowl and add egg, egg whites, onion, bell pepper, turmeric, paprika, salt, and black pepper. Toss to mix.
2. Spread each of 4 bread slices with 1/2 cup egg salad, top with remaining bread, and cut in half.

Nutrition Per Serving:
Per sandwich: Calories 220, fat 6 g, saturated fat 1 g, cholesterol 53 mg, sodium 370 mg, carbohydrate 27 g, fiber 4 g, protein 14 g.

Tips:For variety, add some minced capers or toasted sesame seeds to the egg salad, or omit the paprika and turmeric and season with dried dill weed.

(acknowledgements: reader's digest http://www.changeone.com/gen-con/recipe.jhtml?recipeId=100224&trkid=c1_nmn_01_ChangeOne_NonMemberEmail&partnerId=33325)

2006-08-12T05:41:00.000-07:00

HEY HEY HEY PEOPLE!
i just did this new skin. err. abit dull i know.
BUT, as EVERYONE knows, im a damn guai girl & have been mugging like a nerd(or rather doing some last minute tuition work), so i dont have much time to make a pretty skin kay. HOWEVER, i promise i'll try make a pretty and demure (+crazy) template alright! please make do with this skin for the time being okay okay OKAY? :D

(see this post is brightened up with colours! xD)

hmm. what do u guys think if i decorate this blog with PICTURES taken from last year 2/3? & this year sport's day? :D

loves;
clara

2006-08-11T08:21:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone!

Welcome to the very new ZhiHigh Club blog. I apologise for the blogskin. A new look of the blog will be coming soon after the common test! I know it is so much anticipated! Yes, I cant wait too. haha. There will be tag-board and other stuff. =D
Huishan and I will be updating this site regularly, providing you the best medicine(even when you dont need it)- LAUGHTER! We are so damn good right? haha.

Alright. some good websites you may find useful...
1) the bbc news. get hold of the latest international news with the bbc. if u're bored, try doing surveys under the science section. http://news.bbc.co.uk/

2)Tim and Moby science videos http://www.brainpop.com

3)Behold the very pretty pictures found in the National Geographic site! read interesting stories of the earth. http://www.nationalgeographic.com/

What to look out for:

1) In the animal planet channel, look out for "The Extremes". It shows you the top 10 ranking of the 'the world's most....... animals". I learnt that the rhinocerous beetle is the strongest animal on earth. It can carry up to 800times it's weight. AMAZING!

2) I highly recommand the National geographic channel and discovery channel. Widen your knowledge. Expose to science and technology.

3) Look at the different models of sports cars! look for Ferrari, BMW, lamborghini, Saleen, porsche and many more in yahoo. [:

4) Sit on the bench outside SAC and wait to see Mdm Surin with her child going home together. Why? - see Mdm Surin in shades. WAHAHA...

5) 3/3 knows this. Search for Blim's A1 formula. good luck. haha =)

6) Catch the game JEOPARDY with Ms Lau! It will be damn fun. Oh, remember to revise bio! xD

7) Lifetime experience. Take the chance to visit other countries for exhange programme. I think the China and India trip is worth the money(if you have. LOL).

What's happening next:

Common Tests! (3/3 test time-table)

Monday 14Aug- EL paper(comprehension)

Wednesday 16Aug- Chemistry & SS

Thursday 17Aug- Emaths & E.geog

Friday 18Aug- Biology & Amaths

Monday 19Aug- HCl paper2

Tuesday 20Aug- Physics

All the best! Stay High!
<3 ZhiHigh Club
;rosse =D

2006-08-11T05:39:00.000-07:00

WOOHOO~ lets go high together all zhihigh peeps!!!

haiix....we shld be zhihigh rite??!!!hmm...okaez we shant bother those idiots who make us not zhihigh...

people!!lets unite n make this blog alive wif all our zhihigh stuffs!!!

haiix...shall share some jokes in the next post=]]

let's go zhihigh!!!!